Jokes number : 45

Chaffee
could talk on any subject
whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly
he didn't. One day
his neighbor Nibley could stand no more.

"Do you realize,"
asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to
be known?"


"Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?"


"Easy," answered Nibley. "You know everything except that you're a

damn idiot. And I know that!"