Jokes number : 97

One Halloween this woman opens her
door
to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly
hair
and the biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was
just delightful. The woman said,
"what are you supposed to say
sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or
Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to
come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead
honey say it
just one more time."

Once again the little
Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with
his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest
thing. The woman
picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with
her apron, and
drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel
looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot
lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"