Jokes number : 34

Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by a big
chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and
it
got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find

his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil

over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan

agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely
rebuilt the
fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.


"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and
put it
back where it belongs!"

"Yeah? What if I don't?"
replied the devil.

"I'll sue you if I have to," answered
God.

"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a
lawyer?"