Jokes number : 66

An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so
bad
that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his

favourite flies out of their box

Strangly though, every Sunday
the weather had been good, but of course
Sunday is the day he has to
go to work.

The weather forcast was good again for the coming
Sunday so he called a
fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice
and be in bed with the
flu. He asked him to take over his
sermon.

The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast
so
that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was
keeping watch
and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed
that he would
do something about it.

With the first cast of
his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly.
For over an hour
the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the
fish. At
the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned
out
to be a world record Salmon.

Confused the angel asked God, "Why
did you let him catch that huge
fish? I thought you were going to
teach him a lesson."

God replied "I did. Who do you think he's
going to tell?"