Jokes number : 47

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find

a substitute in place of his
regular teacher.

She says,
"Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class
remember
it
has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says,
"Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is
still sick when Little Johnny
gets to
his desk the teacher asks
what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher,
"I remember it has an
"r" after
the first
letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny
says, "Mrs. Crunt?"