Jokes number : 13

Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river

and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:
- Hey
pals, let me have a whiff.
- Get lost, oh green one!
- Come on guys,
just one!
- Go %@~# yourself!
So what would you do? Well, the
crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in
his place.
Winnie, inhaling,
is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a

crocodile.
- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!