"What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the
arresting
officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with
it,
and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to
it on my record-player!' "
Saturday, March 5, 2011
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