Jokes number : 62

Phoning the florist to order some

flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked

what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered.

"Well, I guess, 'You will be missed."' Visiting the funeral home, she
was
pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that
the card
had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed."