Jokes number : 4

There was once a
young man who, in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great
writer.

When
asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that
the whole
world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly

emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and

anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.