Jokes number : 3

There was once a young man who,
in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to
define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that
the whole world
will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and

anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.