Jokes number : 11

A traveler became lost in the
Sahara desert. Realizing his
only chance for survival was to find
civilization, he began walking.
Time passed, and he became thirsty. More
time passed, and he began feeling
faint. He was on the verge of
passing out when he spied a tent about
500 meters in front of him.
Barely conscious, he reached the tent and
called out,
"Water...".

A bedouin appeared in the tent door and replied sympathetically, "I
am
sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy
a
tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken
neckwear.

"You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need
water!"
"Well, sir," replied the bedouin, "If you really need water, there

is a tent about two kilometers south of here where you can get
some."

Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to
drag his
parched body the distance to the second tent. With his
last ounce of
strength he tugged at the door of the tent and
collapsed.

Another bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at
the door and
enquired, "May I help you sir?"
"Water..." was the
feeble reply.
"Oh, sir," replied the bedouin, "I'm sorry, but you
can't come in
here without a tie!"