Jokes number : 90

While proudly showing off his new
apartment
to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is
the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends

asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it
work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to
give the gong an ear
shattering pound with the
hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT

OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM!"