Friday, April 27, 2012

Jokes number : 86

A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous statements you
heard, exactly as you heard them,"
instructed the
lawyer.

The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person

to hear," she protested.

"Then," said the attorney, "just
whisper them to the judge."

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