Jokes number : 77

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to

the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to

have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What
are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you your
equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a

bunch of thieves."