Saturday, January 7, 2012

Jokes number : 92

A couple of hunters from Prague are out
hunting, and an emormous
bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of
the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive,
trapped in the belly of the
grizzly.
The other hunter runs back to
town and organizes a rescue party which
heads back to the woods
armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.

Soon they spot two bears on
the horizon and everybody starts shooting
at the bear that's
closest to them.

"No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter,
"That's the
female."

"The Czech is in the male."

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