Jokes number : 49

Henderson bought a new
car and,
after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he
came
out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in
the
ignition.

He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest
window to break?" he
asked.

"You don't have to break any of the
windows," explained the dealer.
"I'll come right down with another
key and we can open it together."

"No, no!" shouted the new car
owner. "I gotta know now! It's about
to rain and I wanna put the
top up!"