Jokes number : 7

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: "May I help you?"


Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".


Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got
about a hundred acres."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do
you have a case?"

Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I
have a John Deere."

Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"


Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John
Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"


Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."


Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"


Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."


Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"

Hillbilly:
"No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger
. That's why I want this dayvorce."