Jokes number : 40

My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
few items.
She headed for the
express line where the clerk was
talking on the phone with his back
turned to
her.

"Excuse
me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out,

please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and
down,
smiled and
said, "Not bad."