Jokes number : 31

Jill's car was unreliable and she
called John for a ride every time
it broke down.

One day John
got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this
time?" he
asked.

"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get
me?"

"Where are you?" John asked.

"I'm in the drugstore,"
Jill responded.

"And where's the car?" John asked.

Jill
replied, "It's in here with me."