Jokes number : 34

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac

arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes

of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced

dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year

old
daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one
time)
that her mother didn't make it.

"Didn't make it? Where could
they be? She left in the ambulance
forty-five minutes ago!" the
former blonde asked.