Jokes number : 73

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally

depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was
wrong.

"I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my

birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I
wanted."

"Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are
you
so dejected?"

"Well I thought about it for a while" said
Joe, "and decided to send
her home to her mother, and now she
won't even speak to me!"