Jokes number : 49

The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every day
you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of

bread."
"That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of

bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate

cake." "Well, today is his birthday."