Jokes number : 5

After a real crusher of a landing in

Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen,

please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought

the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the

tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll
open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the

terminal."