Jokes number : 43

While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.

He
said it said "File not found".

I told him to do a dir.

I
asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.

He said, "Well it says
autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no
dot, and then it says
bat."

I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".

Again he got
"File not found".

I asked him to tell me exactly what he
typed.

He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type

autoexecdotbat'.