Jokes number : 61

Why do waiters prefer
elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup?

.

Jokes number : 60

Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly

thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ? he comes here every
night.

Jokes number : 59

Waiter, waiter!
There's a spider in my
soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir,
he's frightened of
them, too.

Jokes number : 58

Waiter, waiter!
There's a dead spider in
my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

Jokes number : 57

How
many waiters does it take to change a
light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Jokes number : 56

Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
years.
Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that
long.

Jokes number : 55

And how did you find your steak sir?
Well,
quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it
was

Jokes number : 54

Waiter, your tie is in
my soup!
That's
all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

Jokes number : 53

Waiter, I can't seem to
find any oysters
in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel
cake?

Jokes number : 52

Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?