Jokes number : 42

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a

snail?
The world's slowest vampire.

Jokes number : 41

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Jokes number : 40

Why did Dracula go to the
orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Jokes number : 39

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a

comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer.

Jokes number : 38

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new

fact?
Well, fangcy that!

Jokes number : 37

How does Dracula keep fit?
He plays
batminton.

Jokes number : 36

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when

he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite!

Jokes number : 35

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI

Capone?
A fangster.

Jokes number : 34

How does Dracula like to have his
food
served?
In bite-sized pieces.

Jokes number : 33

Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because
he's a pain in the neck.