Thursday, January 31, 2013

Jokes number : 18

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The
fumble bee !

Jokes number : 17

Why didn't the dog want to play football
?
It was a boxer !

Jokes number : 16

How do hens encourage their football teams
?
They egg them on !

Jokes number : 15

What is a goal keepers favourite snack
?
Beans on post !

Jokes number : 14

If you have a referee in football, what do you

have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !

Jokes number : 13

What lights up a football stadium ?
A
football match !

Jokes number : 12

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !

Jokes number : 11

What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scored !

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Jokes number : 10

Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
!

Jokes number : 9

What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !