My Free Jokes

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare
dare.

What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare
hare.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
someone's
forehead?
Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit?

Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving hare.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a

bakery?
A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?
A dumb bunny.

What do you call a mobile homes for
rabbits?
Wheelburrows!