Jokes number : 46

Mommy monster:
Don't eat that uranium.

Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get
atomic-ache.

Jokes number : 45

Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?

Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

Jokes number : 44

Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have
dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talking, more
eating please.

Jokes number : 43

Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

Jokes number : 42

MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you

not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade like everyone
else.

Jokes number : 41

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of
Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I
can't stand Chinese food.

Jokes number : 40

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?

SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Jokes number : 39

What's the
hardest part of making monster
soup?
Stirring it.

Jokes number : 38

What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Jokes number : 37

What is a monster's favourite
drink?
Demonade.