Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Jokes number : 90

What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
An aero-drone !

Jokes number : 89

What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Jokes number : 88

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !

Jokes number : 87

What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !

Jokes number : 86

Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!

Jokes number : 85

Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the honey combs !

Jokes number : 84

Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Jokes number : 83

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum !

Monday, January 30, 2012

Jokes number : 82

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
humdred !

Jokes number : 81

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door

bell?
A hum dinger !