Jokes number : 42

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by you
again?

Jokes number : 41

A guy goes to a girl's house
for the first
time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses
herself
to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's

standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks
it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says

"What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He
goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to
the kitchen to get an
ashtray."

Jokes number : 40

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a

friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the
nose!" he replied

Jokes number : 39

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and
she says,
"But...I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man
asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

Jokes number : 38

Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid

state."

Jokes number : 37

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least
one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Jokes number : 36

The world's most incredibly lazy man found

a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three

wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.

"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm tired
of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The
sumo
wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse."
"But the
squirrel?" asked the genie.
"I need something to go 'click-click'
to start the
horse!!!"

Jokes number : 35

The strong young man at the construction site

was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He
made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After
several
minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you
put your
money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's
wages that I
can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that
outbuilding that you
won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old
man," the braggart
replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man
reached out and grabbed
the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding
to the young man, he
said, "All right. Get in."

Jokes number : 34

Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize.

Jokes number : 33

Q: How many
existentialists does it take to
screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw
it in and one to
observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single
incandescent beacon
of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless
absurdity
reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.