Monday, October 31, 2011

Jokes number : 54

What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!

Jokes number : 53

What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a
snowbank!

Jokes number : 52

What would happen if you crossed Magilla

Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would
carry and act like a big
Gorilla!

Jokes number : 51

What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!

Jokes number : 50

What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!

Jokes number : 49

What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!

Jokes number : 48

What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Jokes number : 47

What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd

listen!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Jokes number : 46

What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Jokes number : 45

What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!