Thursday, March 31, 2011

Jokes number : 42

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat

hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Jokes number : 41

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Jokes number : 40

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Jokes number : 39

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Jokes number : 38

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Jokes number : 37

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb

and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Jokes number : 36

Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Jokes number : 35

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Jokes number : 34

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?

Jokes number : 33

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur

family called?
A: Ptera Don