Jokes number : 9

Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if

the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!

Jokes number : 8

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat
can
play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good
at Chess.
The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three
games to
two.

Jokes number : 7

Q: Did you
hear they put two new faces on
Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

Jokes number : 6

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton

alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on
grass.

Jokes number : 5

Q: Why did Bill Clinton
cross the
road?
A: To meet the chick.

Jokes number : 4

Clinton goes around telling people we humans

are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the
character gene.

Jokes number : 3

Q: If called to
testify in a trial how
long will it before before Clinton commits
perjury?
A: When he's
sworn in.

Jokes number : 2

Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation

of character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton
has no character to defame.

Jokes number : 1

Q: Why
did Bill Clinton cross the
road?
A: To tax the chicken.

Jokes number : 100

Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.