Jokes number : 32

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a

closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Jokes number : 31

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather

jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Jokes number : 30

Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Jokes number : 29

There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde

walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the

brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two

jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly, the brunette
jumps
onto the curb and the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette
goes back
into the street and starts jumping again, counting "58, 58,
58."

Jokes number : 28

Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Jokes number : 27

A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing squad.
The commander says, "READY,
AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!"
All the people turned around
and looked and the brunette ran away.
Next, it's the redhead's
turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and
the redhead yells
"HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around
to look for the
hurricane and the redhead runs away.
Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The
commander says, "READY, AIM"
and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets
shot.

Jokes number : 26

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and

deeper until she drowned.
Her husband came home and found her dead
in the bathtub.

Jokes number : 25

A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off
her
headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off
and
the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the

headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe

out..."

Jokes number : 24

One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
faster until the blonde fell off,
with her foot getting stuck in the
stirrup. Hearing her screams for
help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over
and turned off the
merry-go-round.

Jokes number : 23

One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert when all of a sudden
their car
broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization.
The
red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can
drink
it." Then the brunette said, "I'm going to take some food so
if I
get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "I'm going to
take
the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!"