Jokes number : 98

What did the parrot say when he was using the

Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Jokes number : 97

Teacher: What's the definition of a
Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Jokes number : 96

What geometric figure is like a runaway

parrot?
A polygon .

Jokes number : 95

What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
exactly the same!

Jokes number : 94

What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!

Jokes number : 93

What profession did the parrot get into when it

swallowed the clock?
Politics

Jokes number : 92

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Birds Eye counter!

Jokes number : 91

What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and Speak!

Jokes number : 90

Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

Jokes number : 89

What do you get if you cross a bee with a

parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!