Jokes number : 52

Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He
wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Jokes number : 51

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a

vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck
leaks.

Jokes number : 50

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count
Quackula.

Jokes number : 49

How does a vampire get through life with

only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.

Jokes number : 48

How do vampires keep their breath smelling
nice?
They use extractor fangs.

Jokes number : 47

What is the American national day for
vampires?
Fangsgiving Day.

Jokes number : 46

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Jokes number : 45

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Jokes number : 44

When he's out driving, where
does Dracula
like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.

Jokes number : 43

Why did Dracula miss lunch?
Because he
didn't fancy the stake.