My Free Jokes

Thursday, February 2, 2012

What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What is a flea's favourite book ?
The
itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What did one flea say
to the other after a
night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

Two fleas where running across the top of a
cereal
packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because
it says "Tear along the dotted line"

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general

during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
Start from scratch !

What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-ito !

What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf
?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie
!

How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

flea ?
Bugs Bunny !