My Free Jokes

Monday, January 2, 2012

Question: What goes up and never comes
down?
Answer: Up

Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
A. Pennsylvania

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair of pants!

Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party.

Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Jersey

Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

Do you know the difference between genius and

stupid? "Genius has its limits."

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit

Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
to? A:
Heck