Jokes number : 16

What's the best day to eat bacon?

Fry-day.

Jokes number : 15

What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep.

Jokes number : 14

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite

!

Jokes number : 13

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it.

Jokes number : 12

What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.

Jokes number : 11

I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti.

Jokes number : 10

What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook.

Jokes number : 9

What's the difference between a homeless and a

pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Jokes number : 8

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get
away from the grapefruit.

Jokes number : 7

What's red and invisible?

No
tomatoes.