Saturday, July 2, 2011

Jokes number : 80

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!

Jokes number : 79

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?

A faint Bernard!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Jokes number : 78

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
barking, it
never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its
back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!
What?
Yeah, it says, "To
bark or not to bark that is the question!" and
keeps on barking!

Jokes number : 77

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
elephant?
A tusky!

Jokes number : 76

What dog wears a white coat and does science

experiments?
Labs!

Jokes number : 75

What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!

Jokes number : 74

What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
bearded collie!

Jokes number : 73

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no

hair?
A bald beagle!

Jokes number : 72

What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint
Bernard!

Jokes number : 71

What dog is always tired in London?
An English
sleep dog.