Jokes number : 4

What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!

Jokes number : 3

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?


A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Jokes number : 2

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse's
name is Friday!

Jokes number : 1

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

Jokes number : 100

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

Jokes number : 99

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.

Jokes number : 98

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.

Jokes number : 97

What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Jokes number : 96

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.

Jokes number : 95

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle
pony?" "Shore,"
said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want,
English or
western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The
western saddle has
a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic
is so thick here in
the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I
don't believe I want
to ride."