Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
and Windows 98?
A: 3 years
Friday, April 2, 2010
Jokes number : 31
I heard that
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But the most
frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it
installs NT 4.0!
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But the most
frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it
installs NT 4.0!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Jokes number : 30
..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for consumers than
having only ONE choice of software?!?
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for consumers than
having only ONE choice of software?!?
Jokes number : 29
- Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close
the windows you answer
with "Please wait while your computer shuts
down"...
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close
the windows you answer
with "Please wait while your computer shuts
down"...
Jokes number : 28
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech:
"Yes, you said that."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech:
"Yes, you said that."
Jokes number : 26
One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one
of
the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring
at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was
still in the same
position only now she was impatiently tapping her
foot.
He asked if she needed help and she replied, It's about
time! I pushed
the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one
of
the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring
at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was
still in the same
position only now she was impatiently tapping her
foot.
He asked if she needed help and she replied, It's about
time! I pushed
the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!
Jokes number : 25
Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard about that.
It did work yesterday.
Well, the program needs some fixing.
How is this possible?
The machine seems to be broken.
Has the
operating system been updated?
The user has made an error again.
There is something wrong in your test data.
I have not touched that
module!
Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
You must have the
wrong executable.
Oh, it's just a feature.
I'm almost ready.
Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
It will be done
in no time at all.
It's just some unlucky coincidence.
I can't
test everything!
THIS can't do THAT.
Didn't I fix it already?
It's already there, but it has not been tested.
It works, but
it's not been tested.
Somebody must have changed my code.
There must be a virus in the application software.
Even though i
t does not work, how does it feel?
How come you didn't find it
during the system testing?
It's a setup problem.
And the
Ultimate:
A smart user would never do that!
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard about that.
It did work yesterday.
Well, the program needs some fixing.
How is this possible?
The machine seems to be broken.
Has the
operating system been updated?
The user has made an error again.
There is something wrong in your test data.
I have not touched that
module!
Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
You must have the
wrong executable.
Oh, it's just a feature.
I'm almost ready.
Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
It will be done
in no time at all.
It's just some unlucky coincidence.
I can't
test everything!
THIS can't do THAT.
Didn't I fix it already?
It's already there, but it has not been tested.
It works, but
it's not been tested.
Somebody must have changed my code.
There must be a virus in the application software.
Even though i
t does not work, how does it feel?
How come you didn't find it
during the system testing?
It's a setup problem.
And the
Ultimate:
A smart user would never do that!
Jokes number : 24
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the
world. The doctor
remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God
created Eve from a rib
taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so
I can rightly claim
that mine is the oldest profession in the
world."
The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in
the book
of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the
heavens and the
earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and
certainly the most
spectacular application of civil engineering.
Therefore, fair doctor,
you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession
in the world."
The computer scientist leaned back in his chair,
smiled, and said
confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the
chaos?
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the
world. The doctor
remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God
created Eve from a rib
taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so
I can rightly claim
that mine is the oldest profession in the
world."
The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in
the book
of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the
heavens and the
earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and
certainly the most
spectacular application of civil engineering.
Therefore, fair doctor,
you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession
in the world."
The computer scientist leaned back in his chair,
smiled, and said
confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the
chaos?
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